The more time you spend trying to understand the world the more you will notice that nothing makes any f***ing sense whatsoever.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Parody movies
I never really liked these kind of movies, but now it's almost personal. The turning point for me was the (sad) day when I watched Meet the spartans (which surprisingly sucked more balls than Epic movie). If you searched any review site on the web - it was official - the movie was a flaming pile of s**t. But the movie had huge ticket sales. How could this be? I realize that most people are so retarded or brainwashed that they can't distinguish a good movie from this abomination...... but surely people can't be so dumb....... I was mistaken. I saw the movie..... well a part of it. I couldn't watch it further than the first 30 minutes. The result was a resounding EHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm not mad because people are plain dumb (although it's rather infuriating) but the financial SUCKcess of this movie is going to convince the writers and the director that they are really good. Now I have nothing against them, but I see no reason for them to continue their (completely useless) existence any further. Now I do not approve killing anyone , especially "talented artists" such as these morons , but the average IQ of the planet would surely skyrocket. I tried to forget this movie, to act like it never happened ( it would have been better if the writers and director " never happened") but my hatred for parody movies was awakened by Superhero movie. First I thought that it was made by the samefuckers cheery bunch that made epic movie and meet the spartans, but to my surprise it was made by the guys that made Scary movie 3 and 4 (which I still consider the worst out of the bunch). Don't get the idea that the first two movies where good or anything, but Scary movie 3 and 4 and this sorry excuse for a film called Superhero movie are plain dreadful and insulting to any person with a 3 digit IQ . So I urge you to stop giving these would-be writers the idea that they actually have a brain in their skull.
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I must concede that I've seen none of the movies in your article but, if they are of the quality you indicate and I have no reason to think otherwise, I totally agree with your goal of dissuading them from further movie production.
I really like the phrase of "any person with a 3 digit IQ" so thanks for adding that to my vocabulary.
Found your link embedded in your comment at Johnny Virgil's 15 minute lunch, if you are wondering how I got here.
I didn't see the movie in the theaters but I was told that the viewers started leaving after half of the movie which is remarkable considering that the people in my area are formidably thick-headed.
I_blame_society is a young blogger with a critical view on.. well almost anything. When he isn't busy insulting people on the web he listens to a lot of music and thinks about ways to offend people more creatively.
4 comments:
I must concede that I've seen none of the movies in your article but, if they are of the quality you indicate and I have no reason to think otherwise, I totally agree with your goal of dissuading them from further movie production.
I really like the phrase of "any person with a 3 digit IQ" so thanks for adding that to my vocabulary.
Found your link embedded in your comment at Johnny Virgil's 15 minute lunch, if you are wondering how I got here.
All parody movies are terrible. Visual diarrhea, they are.
Just watching them makes you dumber.
I actually asked for a refund at the ticket counter, after watching "Meet The Spartans".
I didn't see the movie in the theaters but I was told that the viewers started leaving after half of the movie which is remarkable considering that the people in my area are formidably thick-headed.
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