Why ?

Before i start talking all sorts of nonsense and offending a lot of people I decided that a brief introduction to this blog would be much appreciated. ( If you don't appreciate it, your mother probably didn't raise you right and maybe you enjoy intercourse with her.) Sorry about that. So anyway the purpose of this blog is not to inform you or to have an objective view on important issues ( sadly not even the media has this goal) , the purpose of this blog is entertainment. Any resemblance to real life facts and names is purely coincidental or a figment of your imagination. (whichever you are dumb enough to believe)
The page will consist of mostly nonsense so don't get mad if I don't talk about anything that people may consider relevant. I will try to refrain from using any foul language but I don't guarantee that the words I will use instead will be less insulting.
Any feedback is welcome. For all you haters and flamers remember: repeatedly hitting the keyboard with your forehead usually does not result in a coherent sentence.